Title: John Kiriakou CIA Story Meme Compilation - PART 2
Show: Viral Plug
Date: 2026-02-18
URL: https://youtu.be/wccHWJxfcXk
Duration: 13:00

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[00:00] According to YouTube statistics, only a small percentage of people that watch my videos are actually subscribed. So, if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing. It's free and you can always unsubscribe. He's gay. I'm 100% sure he's gay. >> [music] >> So, then we started this conversation. Headquarters and I. How can we use that to our benefit? Did he have a wife? No. He's single. >> Which was unusual at his age. How did you know he was gay? >> [music] >> Oh, I I just It was a vibe. Okay. So,

[00:30] headquarters says, "We want you to pretend that you're gay." I said, "Oh, come on, you guys." "No, [music] we really need the information. You got to pretend that you're gay." I said, "Okay. I'll do it. >> [music] >> I'll do it for Uncle Sam." Are hit men real? Yes. At the National Security Council, there is a committee [music] that meets every Tuesday morning at 9:00 to draw up something called the kill list. >> [music] >> They sit around a table and they make a list of all the people that they want to kill that week. And then they take it back to the CIA, which has a dedicated

[01:00] [music] unit. I won't tell you the name, but it has a dedicated unit that takes receipt of the list. They say, "Okay. Number one, [music] they drive to the airport, they get on the plane, they go out to that country. They kill the person. They come back and then they go to number two on the list. That happens [music] every single week. Now, we can have a conversation about whether that's right or whether [music] it's wrong. It's certainly immoral. It's illegal. But it's been tasked by the president. Uh at the [music] same time, they will tell you, "There hasn't been another 9/11, has

[01:30] there?" >> [music] >> Maybe it's cuz we're out there killing people. What kind of people would be on that list? Oh, the the most dangerous terrorists in the world. Or at least [music] people that the CIA deems to be the most dangerous terrorists. Can you say what he did to trigger the meeting? I asked him if he had access to a target. >> [music] >> And he said, "Not today. But I could [ __ ] her [music] if I wanted to." I said, "Get out of here." He goes, "She's been flirting with me for 40 years. I said well she has something that I want. [music] Can you get close enough

[02:02] to her to get it? And he said yeah. I said then get it. So he triggered the meeting to say He [music] [ __ ] her and she gave him everything that I had asked for and he [music] wanted to give it to me. I said you're a dog, you know that? You're like an animal. I said you're an old man, you're you're older than my father I told [music] him and you're >> banging women to get information from them? He's like This is the life [music] we've chosen for ourselves. We said okay, all right.

[02:33] >> [music] >> No need to get dramatic. I [ __ ] love this guy. I love him. I googled him a few years ago and and he died. He died about 10 years ago. I was sorry to see him. He was a genuinely good guy. >> [music]

[03:05] >> What's the coolest piece of spy tech you ever got to use? You know there's kind of a dirty little secret about spy [music] tech and it is that 95% of it is purchased from amazon.com. Seriously, [music] because it is cheaper and it is quicker just to go online and buy it and then use it operationally than it is to invent it from scratch. Do you think Jeffrey Epstein was a spy? I believe very strongly he was a spy, yes. And who do you think he was working for? >> I'm confident it was the [music] Israelis. >> Why? Jeffrey Epstein

[03:37] is kind of the stereotypical example that they give you in training for what's called an access [music] agent. This is a different kind of recruit. So for example, if you're a foreign intelligence service and you want information, like close in information from a former president from the CEO of the biggest company in the world [music] from a member of the British royal family. You're not going to recruit these guys. You're not going to recruit Bill Clinton or Bill Gates or Prince Andrew. So you do the next best thing.

[04:08] You recruit somebody who has regular access to them. And that person that you recruit is going to need to make these people feel comfortable and appreciated. And so you give them plenty of money so he has this house on an island where he has the whole island and maybe you bring in young girls, you get them in compromising positions just in case you need to use what's called compromat. Compromising pictures. We know We know now that Jeffrey Epstein's house on the island

[04:39] had video cameras hidden video cameras in literally every room including the bathrooms. Why? Uh why would he care? What was going on unless it was to use that information against people? I'd ask them how the heck do you do this? Oh, >> [music] >> yeah, and they were like, "Well, there are a lot of threats that take place at the same time. Yeah, like we can beat you on the soles of your feet [music] with a baseball bat or you can

[05:10] give us copies of your ledger every day at the end of [music] the work day. The Middle East. Your choice. Your choice. That's right. The US How long is it really easy enough to infiltrate? Um [music] any FBI agent can go to this Arab bakery and and they probably already have gone to the Arab bakery in the face of Maryland and said, [music] "Look, you know, we're going to [ __ ] you up or you're going to give us access [music] to your books." It's The US government is far more worried about uh cryptocurrency. [music] Mhm. Yeah, that's why you know, I did my taxes this most recent uh iteration.

[05:40] They asked me They can ask me three different [music] times if I had bought or sold crypto. And then he starts crying and he says, "Please, brother, kill me. Take the [music] pillow and kill me." And I said, "No, nobody's going to kill you." I said, "You're going to get the best medical care that the American government can provide. This is a torture [music] program. They can use whatever euphemism they want, but this is a torture program, and torture's a slippery slope." He said,

[06:10] "You know how these guys are. Somebody's going to be a cowboy, they're going to go overboard, and they're going to kill the prisoner. And when that happens, there's going to be a congressional investigation, then there's going to be a Justice Department investigation, and somebody's going to go to prison." "Do you want to go to prison?" I said, "No, I don't want to go to prison." As it turned out, I was the only person who went to prison. "I [music] said, your life is over." So, now I'm going to ask you a question [music] that's going to determine how the rest of your life is going to be spent. We know who you are. We know who you work for, and we know that you're in charge of the arms cache.

[06:42] So, I want to know, where are the weapons? He's like, "Fuck you. I will never tell you, motherfucker." So, I That's the wrong answer. So, he calls me one night, and it was late. He's a bomb. He's broke. He's just a terrorist. You can't make any money from terrorism. So, um So, I started paying him. And I was paying him pretty handsomely, too. And he was giving me good information, like operational information. And he wasn't

[07:15] This terrorist group had sort of fallen out of fashion, and he became involved with a group of anarchists. And what they wanted to do was just blow [ __ ] up for no reason other than to, you know, shout, "Yay, anarchy." Right? So, he calls me one night, and it was late. It was like 11:00, and he did the uh what we call the protocols. So, like he's like, I said, "Hello." And I I it was him, cuz I had this phone that was just for him. It was a burner. And I said, "Hello." He says, uh

[07:47] "Hi. The the rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain." And so I said, "Oh, ears eat oats and dosey doats and little lambs eat ivy." And he laughed and I laughed and we hung up. And that meant meet me in the parking lot of, you know, the the jumbo toy store at 2:00 a.m. So I go down there and he's like, "I'm I'm desperate. I'm broke." He goes, "My my daughter's sick. We have these unexpected medical bills."

[08:17] And he has this paper bag and it's just full of gold jewelry. And I said, "What's this?" He said, "It's all my wife's jewelry." He said, "Can you buy it from me?" And I go, "Dude, I'm not a jeweler." I I don't know what I I I have no idea what this stuff is worth. He said, "I'm desperate." I said, "All right, let's meet tomorrow at midnight behind the church in this northern suburb." And so I go into work the next day and I said,

[08:47] you know, the the grasshopper called me in the middle of the night and tried to sell me his wife's jewelry. He goes the station chief says, "Well, how much does he want?" I said, "He needs five grand." He goes, "He's been good. Just give him the five grand. We'll call it a We'll call it an early Christmas bonus." So I met him behind the church. I gave him five grand. He's like, "Oh my god, thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you." He signs the receipt. And he was forever indebted to me. He

[09:18] actually cried when I when I left to return to headquarters. He's like, "I'm not sure I can work with anybody else." I said, "Oh, you're going to be fine. Everybody else has money that's just as green as the money that I carry. You're going to be fine." What's up, guys? Have you ever killed anybody? No, thank god. [music] My children asked me that. And I told them very proudly that I have never taken any action that resulted in [music] the death of another human being. There's one kind of half exception. Yeah, yeah, sure. I mean, just a little half exception. All right, just just tell me the game. Nothing that would

[09:49] really count. This will be fine, I'm sure. So, I went to my desk and I said, "Good morning, General Powell. This is John Kiriakou." I [music] gave him my address. He said, "Thank you." Hangs up the phone. 8 hours later, we fired [music] 47 cruise missiles into Iraqi intelligence headquarters. Don't go around assuming that our devices are secure. They're not secure at all. At all. It's not just, you know, NSA, CIA, FBI you have to worry about. It's the British, the French, the Germans, the Canadians, the Australians, New Zealanders, the Russians, the Chinese, the Israelis, the Iranians. I mean, everybody has these capabilities. Capabilities to do what?

[10:21] To intercept communications. They can take control of your smart TV remotely, and they can make the speaker turn into a a microphone. So, even though the TV is off, it can still hear everything that's being said in the room and broadcast back to the speaker. Can make you download genius devices. Oh, they they could do that when I first got hired, they were able to do that. They can take control, again remotely, of a car's computer system in order to well, I mean, in order to to kill you. Crash the car. Crash the car, take it off the bridge, take it into a tree. Well, there's a guy waiting patiently. He had a bomb stuffed up his ass.

[10:54] I'm getting married. I'm a member of this family. I'm a member of this tribe. I'm getting married. I don't have any money. Will you please buy my living room furniture? And he'll say, "Yes, of course. Uh Muhammad, talk to this guy and get him living room furniture." The next guy comes up. "Oh, your highness, thank you for seeing me. My car broke down and I'm a taxi driver and I need a new car." "Uh Abdullah, give this guy a new car." That's a modulus in Saudi [music] Arabia. Well, there's a guy waiting patiently in line.

[11:26] Unbeknownst to to Muhammad bin Nayef or anybody else, he had a bomb stuffed up his ass. Literally, he stuffed the whole bomb up his ass. And when he gets to the front of the line, he detonates it. Oh my god. He blows himself to a thousand pieces, but he almost kills Muhammad bin Nayef. Oh, he shoved it up his ass and didn't even get to kill the guy? Is there anything that we haven't talked about that you think is important?

[11:56] >> [music] >> 99% of people say no. Some people say, "What do you mean?" He said, "Well," [music] to this janitor, "things like murder, rape, robbery." Bestiality. And the guy says, "What was that last one?" And my friend says, [music] "I knew I had him." He goes, "Bestiality." The guy says, "What's that mean?" >> [music] >> And my friend says, "It's actually very common." He says, >> [music] >> "Everybody does it. It's having sex with an animal."

[12:26] And the guy says, "I may have done that a couple three times." >> [music] >> Jesus Christ. And my friend says, "Okay, well, like I said, everybody does it, but just so we can get past it for the purpose of the polygraph, um in what cases would you have sex with an animal?" The guy says, "Well, sometimes when I have a fight with my wife, to get back at her, I go to the barn and I bugger the horse." [music] Cuz it's her horse. He said he gets up on a step stool and he gets the horse. >> [music] >> And he's like, "Okay, and you've done this more than

[12:58] once?" He said, "I may have done it a couple three times." >> [music] >> So, he said, needless to say, they escorted him out of headquarters and took his badge and said, "Don't ever come back." >> [music]
